I am legitimate
My birth certificate affirms but my mother denies
Too hard for the bitch to birth a demon
But I seem to be free
Floating as an embryo there was a cord attached to me
And suddenly I see something anything
Of significance upon which I can pee
But I'm important
I have a name and an email and a number and an address and a profile
So deliberately placed as to attract you to me
As disguised in reality of your com. I can no longer be.
Hey there my avatar is free to you stupid cunt.