Please press 'enter' to continue
Thank you for trying to respect our consultants
they hold a semi-literate degree
Please understand their struggle to think - they are here to serve you
But we protect our slaves and ask you to refrain from schoolboy behaviour
So as our fledglings may multiply if they receive your approval
We are sorry we cannot answer your call
There was an unexpected outage and we apologise for the confusion.
Members of our staff pissed in their panties and were requested by the Human Resources to leave.
As such we would like to place you in our queue
We really have no clue but placing you in a holding pattern
reduces the strain on our IT department to not hold their dicks and actually think.
But now we need proof of your identity
(I wish I was an Internet Dog who would piss on your ident-it-tree)
Please press 1 or 2 or anything else so we can verify the veracity of your complaint
Unfortunately we do not accept abooooosive behaviour
Should you be so inclined may we warn you that you are not accepted
You never were (ha) but our digits are just fucking with you
So if you wish to comply we will mangle the shit out of you.
Do not concern yourself with our capabilities
We never understood clarity
Too many centuries washing and peeing in the same river we drink
Two more times of your impatient holding
When you just should have just gone and pissed in a creek.
