It's a Buffalo Avacado sandwich
I can't decide my choice based on mis-information
Please he said let me explain this to you
And I thought I should haul this beanie wearing righteous dude over the counter and just help myself
So I listened as he explained
A Buffalo Avocado and other miscellaneous crap sandwich does not come in a half.
Do you want a full sandwhich or only half ?
I only want one sandwich
And he takes pains to extract the platter of two halves from display
and he shows me two unequal halves
and I wonder why they are of unequal size and am I alowed to pick the bigger.
So I choose the bigger and wonder how much purchasing power the next eater has left.
It's apparent to me the guy has a degree in sandwich delivery
and I have a mere Diploma and Degree in knowledge
Unfortunately I have enough sense to not do retail, I am a destructor not a constructor.
But it was his kingdom and he had attended the Macca's school of :
'Do you want fries with that'
Which requires little knowledge but sufficient training to be a pain in the arse and not actually take my order but actually have the gall to suggest that my request is somehow imprecise.
Which it is becauase I really wanted to say have you been circumcised yet
I want a sandwich and I probably need to ask for butter
But no, I have choices - is that light dairy soft pasture grown english or curry
Do I want it cooked do I want to take away do I want coffee with that
I wonder if the menu includes dragging him out onto the footpath and inflict wounds
or should I relent and just ripp off his beanie, stand on the coumter and piss on it.
Maybe that would be too nazi-like, I should indulge him
It's a training program and I am not enrolled.
It is wonderfull that maggots have no urge except to scavange
and yet I'm reluctant to have their icky smelly stain on my shoe after I step
and I regret having to kill lesser things that have no satisfaction within their soul and yet disturb mine.
