Hey there is too much excitement here, I was just delivered my new refrigerator
They old one died and smelt, I had to say 'see you later'
Dead as a maggot it could not delay a minute to fuck up my life.
I felt like a new dick in a whorehouse and keep opening the door to watch the light go on
Just like the contents are displayed when opening girl's legs
But no offence meant towards refrigerators or girls who have a cold box.
The instructions were to turn it on after half an hour but I keep unwrapping
So much cling wrap I wonder if an asian is in there or maybe an indian
No offence meant but who in hell actually built this.
Was it a god or was it a dog that wandered down their alley ending as chop suey
And they are waving their arms hoping to capture me and indulge in some ecstacy
Or are they hopeless fish floundering out of their depth evoking my intimacy.
What is old is now new and memories cloud my past gathering their storm to unleash me
From the depths of honesty and the illusion of falsities I struggle like a sperm
For it is a lonely corridor I traverse to recognise my destiny.