24 May 2020

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Dogs are the Best People.

Four paws do not make a human, we are bi-pedal. Two limbs do not make a dog, we need four....?
I recently read this thing about ten things you can do to be happier, but I have my own version - - read this:
http://www.lifehacker.com.au/2013/08/ten-things-you-can-do-to-be-happier-backed-by-science/.........and then read mine -
1. Get out of bed.
2. Have a Nanna nap.
3. Stop working so much.
4. Tell your family that they really shit you.
5. Buy a tent.
6. Be nice to all dogs.
7. Say the word "fantastic".
8. Take LSD.
9. Learn to say "sorry".
10. Learn to say "thankyou".


10 Simple Things You Can Do To Be Happier, Backed By Science
www.lifehacker.com.au
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