I am so relieved that I've found a cap for my saucepan.
It's bothered me to sleeplessness
Maybe I could talk slower so you could be more comfortable on a lower shelf, I'd rather you breathe.
Take a breath between words, comprehension may not be your forte'.
One breath :
I am a fat mexican of Spanish heritage trying to be American.
But I invaded this land with religon bannered
I am a consquistodor weilding a baton blessed by god. Damn you descendants of an ape.
I came here in four ships, one was lost, one was confused, one carried the treasure and one was an idiot
And I brought four legged brethen to feed me, but they escaped
The pigs relished your wild corn fields, the mice ate your seeds, my horses trampled vicinities and my religion appeared with a sword in search of gold.
The Eldorado was the Ponzi scheme of the millenium - Galileo sucks Copernicus is self centered.
Two breath :
It's in the Cola :
a - Firefox disconntinnued it's random search of sites for my entertainent - Ai at work dude !
b - Hotmail no longer is encrypted for receiver only - no longer must you be the receiver to enable decoding.
c - The bless'ed option of refusal
d - The moment I signify refusal it signifies I am open to negotiation.
e - I am so impressed I succumb
f - I'm so indebted that it hears me and no one else, only me and I am so important.
g - I masturbate but fail to come.
Three breath :
The look :
All the USA military helicopters are named as of all the national tribes of native inhabitants successfully annihilated - Apache, Cherokee, Cheyenne, Blackhawk, Dakota.
Coca Cola won the war against herb sucking, sheet wearing, god fearing sheep hearders.
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Randolp Hearst owned the majority of wood forests producing pulp for paper.
He had a friend who successfuly lobbied a tax on print if it was produced on hemp paper.
Randolph as owning most of the forests was so pleased his ark would only be of his timber.
Unless words were printed on his pulp they would be infringed.
And thus marijuana became a tax Infringement - not actually against the law but subjected.
Not illegal to smoke but to print on.
George Washington only granted leaseholds to those who could produce hemp.
All ship sails, ropes, bindings, horse wagon coverings, whips and women's bonnets were of hemp.
Meanwhile the hemp weed proliferated along the roadsides in California as weed - though not smokable but prolific. Randolph owned all the marketable forests and only his wood pulp should be acceptable.
The whole Amerigo became industrialised and circumsised.
Negroes were still slaves but they could inhale. Abraham Lincoln continued to employ black workers as croppers whilst advocating their emancipation.
Laws were drawn and passed by congress to outlaw consumption of hemp on the basis of tax evasion.
Thus, marijuana became illegal.
Four breath :